Advocate For Old Things T-Shirts

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Green Trash

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Bin Inspector

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

Recycled garbage

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

Too much information.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Angry pensioner

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Festive Recycling

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"Get off the lawn!"

"A little too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare..."

Green Bank

'Once again Picasso had failed to impress the art dealer'

Garbage is a collector's item.

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Squirrel Re-purposes A Face Mask

The Cost of Photocopying

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

Recycling.