Advocate For Old Things Pillows

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Green Trash

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

"Scientists discovered a planet made entirely from our discarded plastic."

Bin Inspector

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

Look! The climate skeptics are finally leaving. Global warming is hot air. Are you planning to clean up your mess? You treehuggers can do it and feel superior. Whatever, jerks! Not everything can be recycled. Toxic waste.

Recycled garbage

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

Too much information.

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

Festive Recycling

'I find that an hour in the compost pile provides my minimum daily requirement of everything.'

Angry pensioner

After decades of research, Prof. Lorenzen finally found a way to stop ageing.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

The Cost of Photocopying

Garbage is a collector's item.

Age Concern and Pension concerns.

'Once again Picasso had failed to impress the art dealer'

Squirrel Re-purposes A Face Mask

"A little too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare..."

'You look younger...are you colouring your hair?'

"Get off the lawn!"

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

Green Bank