Advocate For Alternative Paths T-Shirts

'I left school without any qualifications, and it didn't hold me back.'

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Not to mention the park view."

Vivienne Westwood

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

"Can you believe Jim made all the furniture out of old rubbish?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Water scarcity in Africa

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

Humans are 100% recyclable.

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"