Advice Survivor Mugs

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'In general, do the right thing.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'The secret to staying in business, Wilson, is making something that's needed. Profit!'

"There's someone here who says she has a word to the wise. Do we have anyone like that?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

A Bug's Life Advice

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Surveillance over the suggestion box.

"Do you remember when we had to do was help people?"