Advice Programs Mugs

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"

'You're better off without him.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

'I just had to stop by and thank you for all the advice...'

'How do you think I ended up alone on the top of a mountain?'

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.