Advice-giving Prints

'You're better off without him.'

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

"When I want your advice, I'll ask for it... but in an oblique, face-saving way."

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

When it comes to health issues, I'd rather listen to a physician than a spin doctor.

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

The girl with the sensible shoes.

"You need to stop eating that sh*t."

I'm the bluebird of happiness, and I'm on a book tour. Make Your Own Happiness.

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

"A word to the wise..or is it a word from the wise? I always get it mixed up."

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

"Loss of libido? Have you considered Husband Replacement Therapy?"

"Have you given any thought at all about where you might like to accrue your student loan debt?"