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"The Good news is that we cut a few corners, used clipart and brought the campaign in under budget!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

Girl's weight issues.

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Dodgy Marketing

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'Not so much a 'brain-storm'... more like a 'brain-drizzle'.'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

'I'll still advertise the car in the newspaper,if it is alright with you Mildred.'