Adversity Warrior Prints

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Try thinking about something else."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Flu vaccine.

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Art of Surviving

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'You have a fauxbia.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'You're not paranoid, due to terrorism, feeling anxious all the time is the 'new normal'.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Bring your problems to work day.

'No we don't have any fly vaccine yet - how about something for anxiety. . . we have plenty of that.'

"How many more times, you've got hayfever, so no, you can't have any cannabis oil."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

New Hair Cloning Technology.

Being-convinced your plants always know what you're thinking phobia.

'Hello Doctor. I'm Ed Shannon and these are my neuroses.'

"You must try to relax more"

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."