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Well whose idea was it to try salsa on rollerblades?

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Kardiff.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Fight or flight?"

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"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"Would you like to dance?"

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

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Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

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Filming the Crocodile.

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Tour de Pothole.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'Will you marry me, Pam?'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Arrivals: Your husband.

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Family Vacation in the Time Machine. Are we then yet? Are we then yet?

"Have you notice how warm the rain is here?"