Adventurous Caster Pillows

A Disgorger

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Shoot For The Moon

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

Clam Spearing

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

"Fight or flight?"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

Unnatural History Museum: 'How can we help?'

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

Dinosaur stalking bird watchers.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

"Whatcha making there little fella?"

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

'What time does the train leave for Shangrila?'