Adventurer Of The Seas Mugs

'Like clockwork: As soon as the whale-watching boat arrives, Bruce leaps out of the water! What a show off...'

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Lazy Octopus

Thinks he's too cool for school.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Scuba cow"

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Viking Loch Ness

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Pirates double up as a scratching post.