Adventurer Of The Mind Pillows

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

"Postwar is hell."

Crab with a clown face.

X-ray Psychology.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Brain Sunrise

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Studying Fire Behavior

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

"O.K., you told me so. May I continue."