Adventurer Of The Mind Mugs

''The meaning of life'? -- are you from some dictionary company?'

"Postwar is hell."

Crab with a clown face.

X-ray Psychology.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

Brain Sunrise

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Phone, wallet, glasses... What am I forgetting?"

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

SELF-ESTEEM CLINIC, 'The little-bitty door is a nice touch.'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

"I'm a speaker and I'm lost. Which one of these rooms has the conference/seminar/convention/wedding that I don't remember the name of?"

No crawling sign in the desert.

Studying Fire Behavior

'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

'Some of the ideas, in the meeting on innovation, seemed interesting but they've never been tried before so I think I'll hold off for now.'

"Do you ever get off that branch?"

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

"You know that feeling when you walk into a room and can't remember why you're there..."

Medical Office Directory. That makes sense, the psychiatrist works upstairs!