Bar. I know I don't look like the adventurous type but I have a high-risk portfolio!
Adventurer In Disguise T-Shirts
Give them a t-shirt that’s as adventurous and creative as they are. Stylish, witty, and full of personality, it's a subtle nod to their love of exploration and discovery.
'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'
Keyworker
'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'
'Fancy us all being afraid of wasps when there's a WHOLE nest of 'em in my drinks cabinet!'
"Water balloons... water balloons..."
"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"
Evolution Of The Jet Ski
Play the Trick or Treat Game!
"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'
A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!
Gerald's first ever date remains on track.
Tom Mullica.
"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."
"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"
A woman reads a romance novel.
"How was your day, dear?"
"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."
"The British are probably coming, but it's been a busy week and they aren't feeling a hundred per cent and they'll text later."
"Ice rink"
The plumber asks out the cable lady.
Sure, making the brew is fun, but canning enough to last until next Halloween is a pain.
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Socially awkward shipwrecks.
"You're here to discuss sin, aren't you, sir?"
Face it -- you resent me for the exploring in depth a world that you take for granted.
"I don't mind not being acknowledged in the middle of the room, but I'm worried I can't remember why I came in here."
Don Quichotte
I'm not avoiding you!
A man fishing in a tree stump
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
Book Sailing
The shopping trolley up Everest.
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