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'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Meet the new factory manager.

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

"How'd I find you? I followed you on Twitter."

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

The segway RV.

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

Photocoffier.

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

After years of search, Burt had finally found the Source of the Internet.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

Crazy Scientist

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

STRIP Hambone: Latest in portable computers

"They've replaced the company car."

"Seriously? After binoculars and massive camera zooms, now drones! Darn bird-watchers!"

There was no denying that 3D printing technology had created a disintermediation revolution in Jeff's workplace.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

Google Earth For Pirates

"I'm sorry, but nine Greek islands in seven days is just too much."

Personnel. How are your people skills?

'Time for a break, Igor - I've been grafting for hours.'

Computer Speak: 'Beware!...There is no such thing as a 'free launch'.'

Yup, I like these self-driving cattle. Google.

"Hey Charlie- check out what comes after the internet!"

"Recalculating."

'Where's my banana?'

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