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"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Hobby Store

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"Ah...here they are!"

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Island of Lost Guys.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Perfect."

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

Quick, follow that star

When bored, we board

Elephant rides.