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"We've changed our investment strategy."

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fishing boat.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

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A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.