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"We've changed our investment strategy."

Profit

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Ah...here they are!"

Fishing boat.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Island of Lost Guys.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"