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"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

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'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

"He certainly takes after his Dad."

'I call it 'Myspace'''

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

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'Does a blog count as being published.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."

"So did you do all your leadership training online?"

'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'

'It would be just like my husband not to like the color.'

'Artificial intelligence is overrated. We find most people prefer the user-friendly advantage of artificial stupidity.'

"I always knew I was cutting edge - I've gone cashless my entire life."

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'