Adulting Superhero Prints

Never trust a used car dealer.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'He's at that difficult age: 0 to 16.'

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Scared 26 year old

I once flew faster than a speeding bullet

Add your kids' ages together...

Able to Google Stuff Man

'I can't party like I used to. I've got enough Tupperware.'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

'Hello, parental support hotline? I was able to rise up and become super Mom. How do I get back down?'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."