Adulting Struggler T-Shirts

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Scared 26 year old

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

"I just did a huge one in my diaper."

Still living with parents....

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

Other People

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

Eye Opener