Adulting Newbie Pillows

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Scared 26 year old

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Computer books for dummies.

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Awake and doing great"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

"I have to go to school, then get a job, and then pay for my own stuff. Life is so unfair!"

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

Condom Delivery

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)