Adulthood Transition Mugs

'We've brought you up to be casually dishonest - you're old enough now to formalise the habit.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

The fate of the emigrant

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

'Isn't it time you started thinking about cars instead of horsie rides?'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

'Where Are They Now?'

"Hon, I'm taking your advice and starting a new chapter."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Doubt or Certainy

Pubertry

"The kids - Prince Englebert and Princess Felicia - would like us to move into the olde monarchs' home."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'So push has come to shove...'

Women

PastFuture.

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

Eighteenth Birthday.

"Awake and doing great"

It was the first Christmas he hadn't gotten any toys, and he realized he was now a man... he also realized sweaters are lame.

"Yesterday we're caterpillars, today this. Can't wait to see what's next."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."