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'And if you're thinking of setting up an interactive sex site - might I recommend this easy to use web-cam.'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Important Food Groups

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Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

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"I go that extra mile!"

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

"The news is so fake, the ads are beginning to look honest."