Adult Films Prints

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Horror movies

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Housekeeping?!"

"Werewolves of London..."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

Moby Dick

Giant slug attacks a city

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'