Adult Films Mugs

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Benedict Cumberbatch

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Horror movies

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

No-Work Orange

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Comedy Cafe

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Stand-up Romcom

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Bloody hell!"

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Housekeeping?!"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

What's an Imax cave?

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'It was great. I hated it.'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Moby Dick

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Giant slug attacks a city