Adore Prints

I can't smile without you...

"We'll always have couples therapy."

Love a Mutt

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

Snowmobull

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I met my first husband at Bloomingdale's and my second husband at Banana Republic."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Rhino Romance

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Roller Coaster of Love

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Junk Mail

"Merely dating" "Lover's leap" "Undecided? Take a hike"

Tough Love 2000

"Oh, he's cute, all right, but he's got the temperament of a car alarm."

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

"That one's for his cat."

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

"You forgot his tail."

Eve quickly learnt that you don't take your man with you when buying him clothes.

Horace

'Treason!'

Chaplain Speedo: speed dating, express marriage, quick counseling, overnight divorce. Drive Thru.

Sex shop

"I really hate most of my legs."

'Believe me -- there's nothing worse than a clingy Klingon!'