Ad Lover Prints

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

As Seen Watching TV

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

Early Sexting

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

'But what do you sell?'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Junk Mail

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

'Son, there's more to life than dunking, There's also making big money from ads, like Yao Ming'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

'Now I'm getting those 'Psychic Pal' commercials when I dream!'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'