Ad Lover Prints

Corporate sponsorship comes to hurricanes

Tire Store. Blowout Sale!

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

As Seen Watching TV

Early Sexting

'But what do you sell?'

'It began as The Great American Novel...but it finally sold as an infomercial.'

"And now a word from our sponsors...ratings."

'We need to change our marketing strategy.'

"We're ready to give the verdict....after the commercial break."

Junk Mail

'I prefer Brand X myself.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Marv's Preowned Vehicles...That new car smell can kill you! - Buy Used!

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

Your next cartoon will follow after these advertisements

COUNCIL OF ECONOMIC ADVISORS, 'Have we tried product placement?'

It's the perfect advertising image of marital bliss. All we need is the disclaimer 'PROFESSIONAL ACTORS - DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.'

"I even had commercials in my dream last night."

"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'Customers are calling 911 about our product. They need the Jaws Of Life to get into the packaging.'

'Good grief!! You're here already..?!'

McCooties, Gold, & Jibbs.

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

'You may know us by our generations of disciplined, global investment strategies...or perhaps you like the 70's heavy metal rock band we use in our commercials...'

'I can't identify with any brand emotionally!'

Want to be like 'White Fang'? Brush with Calgote!

Teleshopping

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

' I don't care if their ad says they stand behind every bed they sell, I want him out of here...'

'For Heavens' sake, Murray! Corporate identity isn't bad, but do you really have to do this on every commercial spot from your company?'