Adoption Discovery Prints

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

"We've found your birth mother."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"My birth mother? I've given up looking."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Foster failure

"He's such a fussy eater."

Raised by Dogs

Brad Pitt

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I demand a DNA test.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"They look so young and helpless."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'