Adoption Discovery Pillows

Ah ah! That's what I thought! The DNA tests prove that he is in fact a Cuckoo chick...'

'Mum, I've made contact with my natural random sperm donor.'

"We've found your birth mother."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"My birth mother? I've given up looking."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

'Ahhh...'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Foster failure

Raised by Dogs

"He's such a fussy eater."

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'I found him on the internet.'

"They look so young and helpless."

"You're supposed to grow a lot of little ones."

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Hey Kiddo, I think we'll have to stop to change your nappy...'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'