Adoption Champion Pillows

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Foster failure"

"My pets found out they were adopted."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"You're adopted."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Mum, I don't care what these nasty kids say about my brothers Romulus and Remus being adopted: I love them all the same...'

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

'I think it's passed its sell-by date.'

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"You got custody of us, mommy, because you're the very best attorney picker."

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

"So what if you were adopted from the shelter! As fas as I am concerned, you're still my brother and I love you! come here..."

'Mom, Dad, what do you mean, I'm adopted?'

'I'm home grown, but my Mom and Dad are adopted!'

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

After years of searching, the gingerbread man is finally reunited with his biological parents

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

"Yes, son, it's true. You were adopted."

Adopt a highway

'We think it's time we told you - you were early adopted.'

"We've found your birth mother."

'You're the mother and those are your children? -- I'd like to see a DNA test.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"