Adolescent Antics Analyst Mugs

"I think I'm maturing...today Tommy Jenkins punched me in the arm, and I liked it!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

It's all gravy.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'She said she was made out of sugar and spice, so I bit her.'

"Show-off!"

"My dad really went ballistic! I'm not grounded...I'm under house arrest!"

'Every time I try to throw myself at her, it starts a fight.'

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

'Some days it's hard to keep one step ahead of them.'

Relax, she's a teen – of course she acts like we don't exist.

"Sergio, you know I don't snoop...but I was in Baldo's room this morning...and I found this."

'You gotta try different things! Sometimes a temper tantrum works best an' somethimes sulking an' sometimes not eating!'

Cheeky Girl

'Miss Myers! - Billy ate all my paste!'

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

"Before I read my 'What I did over the weekend' report, I'd like you to sign this agreement granting me full immunity from any acts I may have allegedly committed."

Family hotel with sign reading 'Teenagers welcome (half bored/full bored)'.

The dentist told Mr. Lion it wouldn't hurt; he lied.

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."

"I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.'"

"Don't worry....They're just looking up dirty sites online."