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'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

"I'll go back to school if you go back to the office."

Moby Dick

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

The Three Kinds of People

"My parent's think I'm apathetic, but I don't care."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Bring Your Child To Work Day While You Work From Home

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

"Hey - that new Stephen King film is better than the book!"

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Just Married

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'Your glass is half full!'

"Is your glass half full with windfall profits, or half empty with a capital gains problem?"

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"You're in New York City now. You gotta lose the southern hospitality if you truly want to fit in."

Fresh out of school, new hire Justin Huffenberger is temporarily stunned and disoriented by the light at the end of the university tunnel.

Straightening up.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

'Looks like Harold is having a hard time transitioning from freelancer to in-house.'

"This is Pierre. He's our new 'Oui' man."

I made a resolution to have a more positive attitude, but god knows how long that's gonna last...

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

'On the contrary, your glass is half full.'

You were right, I was silly to worry about some 'boy wonder' taking my job- the boss' daughter got it.

"Baldo, I don't need advice on looking cool in a new car."

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

'Dan lost his job in October, but we've made some lifestyle changes that have helped to compensate for the drop in income.'