Adhd Awareness Supporter Prints

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"... ad that's when I got into the harder stuff, biscotti."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Just think of all the cigarettes I could have smoked."

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

I think I'm almost cured, doctor! Let's not rush into anything, Al. That Lexus I have my eye on isn't going to pay for itself.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

You have nothing to fear but fear itself, Al. I realize that, Dr. Kapuchnik. That's why I always have my fear with a side of fries.

"Tonight's headlines..."

'I told you it would fit!'

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Short lived superheroes - Captain ADD

Pirate toilet.

"...No more black coffee!"

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.

"But do you feel invisible?"

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'