Adhd Awareness Supporter Pillows

"It's a disaster Sir: most new recruits suffer from some kind of ADHD or phone addiction and can't follow a trail for more than 30 seconds..."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'How many kids do you actually have?'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Lost Man, brown hair, white cane.

Sewer Rats

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"I'm not good at confrontation, so unscramble this phrase in your head for a surprise message."

Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'

"My Alzheimers doctor. What can I do?"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

'You can only take this so far Ms.Jones.'

Short lived superheroes - Captain ADD

Pirate toilet.

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"I always get anxious in large groups."

"...No more black coffee!"

"But do you feel invisible?"

One-eyed golfer with matching eye-patch.