Addressing Letters Pillows

'Oh, this guy's good! He's put those 4 extra digits on every one of his zip codes.;

Santa Claus's Mail

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

Santa called but you were out!

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

I love you.

Letter writing lady.

A stylized man in pyjamas

"How many letters can you read?"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Take a letter, any letter"

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"I don't know the letter carrier's name, but I can't help thinking of him as 'Bill'."

Letter from Camp* (*with Footnotes)

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Quill

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

Ask Sadie. Actual questions from actual readers! Dear Sadie, when are you going to spend a few bucks and get a read hairdo? That sorry hairdo you sport makes you look like an exotic parrot. You look like you should be sitting on a pirate's shoulder. - Redheadboy. My initial response might sound like a non sequitor: During the Hoover years, I dated someone in the FBI. I've continued my ties with the agency. I mentioned this insulting @#$% letter to my contact there and: What do you know?! He was