Addressing Childhood Issues Mugs

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need to have a serious talk."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"I would share, but I'm not there developmentally."

"And in local news, somebody pooped on the Jenkins' lawn again."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

Head Start Nursery.

'If you think about it, would you give him a coffee with 17 spoonfuls of sugar in it?'

'Don't be silly mum, the morning after pill doesn't work 14 years after conception.'

"Can Hilary come out to abstain from having sex?"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"But, sweetie, children are the backbone of our educational system."

'My answers aren't wrong,merely different.'

"Well Mrs Collins. The results of my test seem to confirm that Gavin has a rather nasty case of glue-ear."

Zit: Pus based life-form whose main habitat is the teenage face. Normally peaceable, but he can react violently if threatened.

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

The Very Last Dinosaur

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

Rose Bowl Lawsuit

A classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.

The Teenage Mantra: You don't understand...

'I'm not being edutained!'

'I can't make it tonight. I have to attend my mother's lecture series on responsibility.'

"You wouldn't smack the new underclass would you nanny?"

Oil pipeline worries.

Cull people who clear leaves or snow from their sidewalk by shoving it onto their neighbor's.

"This latest report is worrying. . . it says paperwork is getting in the way of working directly with children in need."

"I'd estimate it takes 6 hours of teaching to counteract 2 hours of video games!"

'Kindergarten is supposed to be fun. You mustn't be doing it right.'

I've had "health," ok, dad? I know what "you know what" can lead to. STDs. AIDs. Emotional scars that can take years to heal. Umm�Anything else. What else is there?