Additive Avenger Prints

Wicked E number in an ingredients

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Sawdust.

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I guess the point I'm trying to make is, calling the committee on Progress and Evolution a bunch of know-it-all nincompoops might have felt good when you said it, but..."

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

Health and safety nightmare.

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

"I'm convinced ... we have PCB's, DDT's and mercury our streams!"

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Revenge will be mine.'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

"I own you, homework assignment!"

'Have we been dumping chemicals in the swamp?'

'OK, give him a shove.'

I'm self employed being self employed

'Baxter wouldn't hurt a fly. Unfortunately fleas are another matter.'

I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping. Is your whipped hand-sanitizer organic? Totally. There's not a thing in it that can possibly hurt you. Can you BOIL the cookie just to be sure? That'll be extra.

"Got anything to speed up her galloping hayfever?"

'Hey mister, you can't smoke in here.'

"They now charge a fee to collect the fees."

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'Quit trying to steal my intellectual property.'

"You said you didn't want to see another bad report card so you'd better wear this blindfold."

'Ugh...I hate phone solicitors.'

'Hello, I'm phoning from my car '.

"IT says they can't solve your problem... I'm from Anger Management."