Academic Avengers Prints

"You said you didn't want to see another bad report card so you'd better wear this blindfold."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'I really crammed last night.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'She flunked me, but I plea-bargained my way up to a C-plus!'

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

National Academy of Sport

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'