Adaptive Achiever Pillows

'My ability to adapt is the key to my success.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

Overjumpers

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

Exam

'What's play?'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

U of Debt

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

What else is there to wish for?

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

His Master's Thesis.

Super Student

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I lettered in spelling."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

GCSEs