Adaptability Champ Pillows

'Oh I'm a team player alright: I am an expert at blending in...'

Inclusive speech

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

Like Minded

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Climate Crisis

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

'No more appointments today, Miss Mitchell. I'm all psyched out.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

The world at stake...

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

'Someone's put nuclear waste in the paper bin again!'

The art of fishing.

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

Cocaine discovered in UK shrimp. . .

'Not everyone is able to cope with change.'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

'Remember that starting with the end in mind limits any room for creativity and emegence.'

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'

Blind man walks right past a sign that reads: 'IMPORTANT - Please read braille sign (below)'.

Hop on and Hop off sign on the side of a bus

'I wouldn't be tardy if the school had wheelchair access.'