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"If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" is not a nice thing to say.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Turkish Democracy

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

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"We fell for this last time remember..."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

"I got a tweet from Putin NOT to attack Iran."

21st century Safe Sex - protecting against face-recognition software.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Who's Dead

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"I totally meant to do that."

Development in Russia after the Soviet Union...

"I attribute most of my problems in the third grade to the media."

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Cyber Fight

"He passed out from apoplectic rage directed at Trump's voter fraud conspiracies."

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'