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"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

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"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

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"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

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'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

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'Recent studies in primate colonies suggest that organizational performance can be improved by replacing complicated financial incentives with bananas.'

'You earned this corner office by cutting corners...'

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"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'