Ad Critique Apprentice Pillows

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

The Cremaster Cycle

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Your ad here!

CATCHY NAME

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

Girl's weight issues.

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"

Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'