Ad Critique Apprentice Pillows

"The only bad side effect from this new drug I'm on is this tedious 24/7 promotional blitz."

The Cremaster Cycle

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

The following is a paid political announcement.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Your ad here!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

CATCHY NAME

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

Girl's weight issues.

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'Look, half the work is done! All you need to do is fill in the top part so we can legally say the bottom part.'

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Dad, Cruz and I are going to see 'Planet of the Apes.'"

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

Dodgy Marketing

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

"This looks good."

'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'

"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"