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Porcupine Acupuncture

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

DIY marriage counseling.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

"Krazy straw"

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

2050 A. D: Cloning is quite common place.

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

"How do you feel about turning over?"

Ariel prepares for her big date.

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I've always been so busy, I've never taken the time to stop and smell one.'

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

"The amethyst has calming properties – which is great when you’re out of Xanax."