Active Kid Mugs

'Jimmy's not interested in sport - He'd sooner be out, kicking a ball around.'

Exercising

Football Fans

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"It's a mobile."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'All good things must come to an end.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Skateboard

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin surfing Mendocino. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore?"

"Gracie's the only kid I know who offers El Cucuy under her bed a no-compete contract."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Abstract expressionist face painting.

Elderly People

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

Yoga Beginners Class. Breathe and stretch. That's Good. URGH! OOOF! "Yoga pants" should be something you wear and not something that happens because you can't catch your breath!

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

"It was you, Jason. Dr. Karnes had it authenticated."

An old lady Kitesurfing

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'