Acting Kiddo Pillows

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

They hated me.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

Football Fans

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

My First Camera

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'They all want to play the star.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Comedy Cafe

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

Joan Hickson

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."