Acrostic Puzzle Lover Gifts

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Can You Spot the Differences?

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

Eldrow

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"He gets easily abstracted."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

Escher exhibition first floor

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Man and brain

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

"If gravity were to suddenly fail pigs would fly."

'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'This thing better hold. I don't know about you, but I don't find plan B very reassuring.'

Spot the fur ball.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"