Acquaintances From School T-Shirts

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

Town Hall Meeting.

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

Boys in the cloakroom.

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"How the hell are you?"

"No politics or religion. This party’s MYOB — Mind Your Own Business."

We'll now take a minute for silent meditation.