Acquaintances From School Mugs

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'Hey, man, cool shirt.'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

'I reckon we have grounds for a libel action, don't you?.'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I didn't know you could do worse than an F. When did they start handing out poop emojis?"

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

'Listen Mabel, you are 70, I am 75 and we have known each other since junior school. It's pure wishful thinking on your part if you claim I am 'grooming' you...'

'The three essentials for any wine are terroir, the producer and how envious it makes your guests.'

'I'm bright enough. I just don't have the right connections.'

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Boys in the cloakroom.

Town Hall Meeting.

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"How the hell are you?"

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

"If they add one more mandatory standardized test... we'll have to lengthen the school year!"

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"No politics or religion. This party’s MYOB — Mind Your Own Business."