Acne Survivor T-Shirts

The Man in the Moon as a Teenager: Another Zit! Man, that's gonna leave a mark...

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

When pimples have a flair for real estate.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Nervous Oral Testing

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"I'm here for the hair."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'Take two asprin and stick your head in the the sand.'

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

The Lancet and Boils and Boilmen.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

Jesus As A Teenager Clears The Temple. . .

'Well, that's just great...my big night and I get a zit!'

'Worst case of premature baldness I've ever seen.'

Asthma cats

Spot Check

Windscreen wiper on mirror to clean mess from youth squeezing spots

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

Dance of the Inconsistent Water Temperature

Hay Fever Preventives.

'Gesundheit.'

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

'This could get tricky, sir — your luggage accidentally went to Ralph Nader!'

"Check it out! It's the latest advance in pimple cover-up technology! And it only costs $1.99!"

The last ever picture of Gary, minutes before he squeezed his spot.

'It's worse than I thought, you've got a peanut allergy.'